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1. What's your middle name? Elizabeth
2. What are you listening to right now? Lovefool
3. What was the last thing you ate? Papitas con chile
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Rosy
5. Do you drink? Sí
6. Do you smoke? Poquito
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Zapatos y forma de hablar
8. What is your hair color? Café
9. What is your eye color? Café
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses? Lentes
11. Dogs or cats? Gatos
12. What's your favorite animal? Tigres
13. What's your favorite television show? Scrubs y The Big Bang Theory
14. What's your favorite movie? The Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind
15. What's your favorite band/singer? Al momento Kings Of Convenience
16. How old are you? 21 añotes
17. Do you have a crush on anyone? Mi profe de sociología : ')
18. What's your sexual orientation? Heteroflexible
19. What's your favorite color? La monocromía del café.
20. What was your most embarrassing moment? Me da pena contarlo, que dirán mis fans : 3
21. Do you ever wish you were someone else? A veces
22. What were you like when you were a kid? Bonita y obediente
23. What would your dream house be like? Lejos de la ciudad
24. What last made you laugh? Mi amigo Beto
25. What is your favorite word? No tengo una palabra favorita, que pedo.
26. What is your least favorite word? -.-
27. What turns you on? Los besos de lenguita
28. What turns you off? Que a la hora de la hora digan alguna cosa pendeja mil.
29. What is your star sign? Aries
30. What are your favorite books? El ensayo sobre la ceguera, Diablo Guardián y Memorias de una Geisha
31. Do you have any siblings? Uno
32. Do you like to dance? Me mama
33. What is your definition of cheating? La infidelidad siempre existe, lo que no debe fallar es la lealtad.
34. Have you ever cheated on someone? Sí
35. Do you regret anything? Sí
36. Do you have any phobias? Pfff sí : (
37. Ever broken any bones? No, niguno : )
38. Ever come close to death? No D:
39. What is your religion, if any? católica, a veces
40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? No, pero necesito ir : S
41. Are looks important in a relationship? Yo digo que sí : S
42. Are you more like your mom or your dad? Abuelitos
43. What is your favorite season? Summer
44. Do you have any tattoos? No, pero sí me haré uno en el futuro
45. Do you have any piercings? No, que asco.
46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Uno
47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? No
48. Who is your celebrity crush? Joseph Gordon Levitt
49. Are you a virgin? HAHAHA sí, obvio : 3
50. Do you get jealous easily? No, no fácil
51. What is your favorite type of food? Mexicana, enchiladita
52. Do you ever want to get married? Cuando estoy de buenas pienso que sí.
53. Who was your first kiss with? Con un novio de chocolate de la Secundaria
54. Have you ever been cheated on? Sí
55. What is your idea of the perfect date? Risas, diversión y muchos besos
56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Introvert
57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? Sí, ambas dos
58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with? Ay, yo creo que me hubiera gustado ser más sensible al dibujar
59. What is your saddest memory? Obvio no la pondré
60. Do you believe in love at first sight? No
61. Do you believe in soul mates? A veces
62. Have you ever dyed your hair? Sí
63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Jaja sí.
64. Would you go against your moral code for money? Si es MUY necesario, sí : S
65. What are three things most people don't know about you? Creo que soy claustrofóbica, tengo mamitis y no me da pena admitirlo y creo que, a fin de cuentas, no me gusta mi carrera universitaria
66. Who are you jealous of? De mi gato el Morfy que duerme y come cuando quiere el puto
67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? I used to
68. How long was your longest relationship? 3 años y medio
69. Is the glass half empty or half full? El vaso nunca estará lleno
70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Invitarme a ver pelos
71. Who is your most loyal friend? Netty
72. Are you in a relationship? Sí
73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Que he is fun : )
74. Are you a bad person? A veces
75. Are you a lover or a fighter? Un poco de las dos
76. What did you do on your last birthday? Comer pastel y dejarme abrazar MIL por mis primos : ')
77. What is your favorite quote and why? "Para que nada nos separe, que nada nos una." Me mama porque representa mis enormes ganas de mantenerme lejos.
78. If your best friend died, what would you do? Morir en chiquito y seguir con vida : (
79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Hmm... Supongo que sí hubiera preferido entrar a otra escuela superior
80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Dejar de hacer tarea, bañarme, salir y visitar a todas mis personas especiales y hacer mi testamento chiquito.
81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? Unos que tuve esta semana : (
82. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Depende
83. Who were you in a past life? Tal vez fui un hombre o no sé, que tipo de pregunta es esta tumblr, sé serio.
84. What is your happiest childhood memory? Mis días en el rancho de mi abuelo : ')
85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Sí
86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? No, pero siempre hablo sola
87. If you were the president, what would you do? Reír mil
88. What is your ideal career? Una en la cual no tenga que estar atada a mi computadora tanto tiempo.
89. What is your political affiliation? I have not
90. Are you conservative or liberal? Hahah, estúpido tumblr
91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection? Female, obvio
92. Do you like kissing in public? Sí, pero con besos discretos
93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? La pobreza y el hambre
94. Where would you like to live? In a flat, solita con un gatico : ')
95. Where would you go on your dream vacation? China o India
96. Describe yourself in one word. Awkward
97. Describe yourself in one sentence. Soy de las personas que solo se comprometen cuando aman de verdad.
98. Where do you see yourself in five years? No lo sé, no me gusta suponer, creo.
99. What is your greatest accomplishment? Demuestro mi optimismo al no dejar la escuela, así que ;)
100. What is the meaning of life? LOVE
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Sí : )
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? No, que hueva
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? En Huatulco
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Sí, a muchos
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? JAJAJ como la mitad de México DF.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Sí : (
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Sudadera azul, jeans y tennis.
8. How often do you listen to music? Diario, en las noches.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012? No creo.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Social, a veces.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Sí.
13. What about ‘R’? No : 3
14. Can you drive a stick shift? No haha
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? A veces, algunas personas, en algunas situaciones.
16. Are you going out of town soon? Sí, en Navidad : )
17. When was the last time you cried? Anoche.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Obvio
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Ay, no sé, miel o algo.
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Había.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Mi equipo de composición arquitectónica.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? sí : ')
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? No
24. What are you sitting on right now? Una silla haha
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? Sí : )
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? No : P
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Emmy
28. Do you get a lot of colds? Normal, creo
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? AE
30. Does anyone hate you? Supongo que sí
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? Nop
32. Do you like watching scary movies? LAS AMO
33. Do you want your tongue pierced? No, que osote traer la lengua perforada
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Last year
35. Did you have a dream last night? No lo recuerdo : 3
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Anoche
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Espero que no
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Obvio
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Espero que sí : ')
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? No
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Sí
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? No
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? No
44. What’s the best part about school? Ninguna, obvio
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Sí
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? A algunos
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Diario
48. Were you single over the last summer? Sí
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? NO : C
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Debería estar en mi casa, haciendo mi folder de presentación
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? SÍ.
52. Are you nice to everyone? Obvio no
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Sí D:
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Ay, obvio
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Buenísima
56. Do you think you like someone? Supongo que sí, a algunos
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? En la mejilla, only.
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Boys and girls
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Sí, algunos
60. Do you hate anyone? Sí : (
61. How’s your heart? Con miedo
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? No, nadie, creo.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy? SÍ : C
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Hahaha que oso poner sus asquerosos nombres en mi biutiful tumblr
65. Are your toenails painted pink? Noo ewwww
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? No : ')
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? Los hombres lloran? Que oso.
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? hahaha no D:
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? En realidad, NADIE.
70. How do you look right now? Cansada : C
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? No
72. Can you commit to one person? Ahora no, después tal vez.
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Sí
74. Have you ever felt replaced? PFFF many times
75. Did you wake up cranky? No siempre
76. Are you a jealous person? Sí
77. Are relationships ever worth it? Algunas
78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Algunos amigos
79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Sí : (
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Sobrevivir a mis entregas de fin de semestre
81. Last person you cried in front of? Mi amiga netty
82. Is there someone you will never forget? Sí : )
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Sí, creo
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Seguro ya me hubiera sacado de aquí : (
85. Are you over your past? No
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Sí
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Ya no
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Sí
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? Sí
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Sí
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? Sí, espero
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Si
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? No
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? No estaba en ninguna relación en enero
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Sí, creo
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Sí
97. Who do you have texts from? Tía, amigas, amigos, novio, fin.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Goodbye.
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Sí
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Mi Emmy
101. Ever kissed under fireworks? Sí
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? No : O